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The jokes on this page come from

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How to Make Up Jokes and Riddles with Wordplay

by Marvin Terban.

The last joke had an idiom in it: "raining cats and dogs." For more on idioms, go to the Idioms page.

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People in a restaurant --
He: Should we order a green vegetable?
She: Yes. Lettuce.

It's raining cats and dogs outside. I

almost stepped in a poodle!

The jokes on this page are based on words that almost sound like other words. That's wordplay!

Two tomatoes were having a race.

The slower one ran faster to ketchup!

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